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1. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? ANSWER
2. Why was Santa's helper down in the dumps? ANSWER 3. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph? ANSWER 4. Where do polar bears vote? ANSWER 5. What do you get when you cross an archer with a Christmas gift-wrapper? ANSWER 6. What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ANSWER 7. According to their hit song, what's always number one on Alvin the Chipmunk's Christmas list? ANSWER 8. Everyone knows Rudolph comes in handy if it's foggy Christmas Eve, but what would we be flying over if it was a voggy Christmas Eve? ANSWER 9. Who wrote Christmas Bells? ANSWER 10. Can you name the holiday hit Bobby Helms is famous for? ANSWER 11. Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? ANSWER 12. How would you fire Santa? ANSWER 13. What did one of Santa's elves put on the Internet? ANSWER 14. What do they eat for breakfast at the North Pole? ANSWER 15. What nationality is Santa? ANSWER 16. What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive? ANSWER 17. What does Santa call his fishing rod? ANSWER 18. It is midnight. Santa is making his rounds and appears to be a little behind schedule. As his sled flies over London he looks down at Big Ben and notices that the big hand is on the 5 and the little is on the 2. What time is it? ANSWER 19. You've probably been hitting the old ATM pretty heavily over the holidays but where would you be if you used the southernmost ATM in the world? ANSWER 20. If Santa flew high over the world's tallest pyramid, what famous city would be in view? ANSWER 21. If you're attending the lighting of the Christmas tree on the Ellipse, what city are you in? ANSWER 22. If you really can't wait for Christmas to come, what major nation is the first to celebrate Christmas every year? ANSWER 23. You know Christmas is the season of peace, but do you know the origin of the familiar peace sign which became so popular in the 60's? ANSWER 24. Over which country does a goat named Ukko help out Santa's reindeer? ANSWER 25. What electrifying "first" was installed by Edward H. Johnson in his New York City home in December, 1882? (Hint: Johnson was an associate of Thomas Edison) ANSWER 26. Since I always keep Rudolph in the lead, how many different ways are there to arrange my other 8 reindeer? ANSWER 27. What's the only Christmas decoration ever banned by the government? ANSWER 28. In Switzerland, what do they call Santa's wife? (A) Gerda, (B) Lucy, (C) Tanta Kringle, (D) Frau Christenklinger ANSWER 29. In what country would you find Swagman at Christmas? ANSWER 30. If you were to celebrate an authentic Victorian Christmas, when would you set up and take down the tree? ANSWER |
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